Oh hi, welcome to Sam Gesten's OFFICIAL web site on the internet

I'm Sam, just a little fella. Even though I'm little, the size of my EGO more than makes up for that. It's HUGE! And sometimes it gets me into trouble with the grown ups. That's because I'm a covert narcissist!

Are you considering hiring me for something? Well you should probably know I throw tantrums and break and steal stuff when things don't go my way. But that's just what little tiny babies do! Right? Right??

Wait a second. Are you?... My wife's?... Brother??

Uh I guess I'm surprised to see you here I definitely wasn't planning on that! Well I didn't exactly tell you the whooooole truth. I was just too scared to tell you man to man. Or lil tot to man I guess. I should have been more candid with you.

I didn't exactly tell you that after my exit from the company, I stole all of their social media accounts. Or that less than 24 hours after my exit, I logged in with my work email address provided by the company and deleted a bunch of their data. And left behind a whole digital trail of all of my activity because I'm just a baby who doesn't understand how computers work.

Or that they asked me nicely and repeatedly to just give their stuff back. And I just ignored them because I'm a little baby who doesn't have to follow things like laws and contracts like grown ups do. Oopsie!

I hope that doesn't change how you feel! Are you still fired up?

UPDATE: nothing was working so I tried some narcissistic triangulation combined with the ol "fake news" gambit to gaslight my way out of this

After the company confronted me about my shenanigans, I ignored the messages and instead decided it was time to unleash my classic triangulation maneuver: I reached out to someone else at the company I thought I might be able to manipulate because he's a nice guy! Maybe I can get between them!

So I sent him NINE STRAIGHT text messages packed with gaslighting!

Finally I told him I have an attorney and all the claims are "imaginary" (aka "fake news"):

Playing pretend is so fun! I pretend to have an attorney who doesn't mind me sending NINE STRAIGHT text messages to the counterparty in this matter! Pretty good attorney huh? (Well, it's really just my brother-in-law who maaaaaaybe I misled about things.) (Everyone knows you get the BEST representation from family right?? Definitely the cheapest!) (He can't even practice in Delaware but we can figure that out later!)

Now, to make this fake news gambit work, I would only have one problem standing in my way: reality!

My last day at the company was October 2, 2025. So what was the first thing I did the very next morning? Why, I logged right in with my work email and got to business deleting! I hadn't touched this document since August 14 but it suddenly seemed like a good time to start deleting stuff.

This seems imaginary to you right? Right? Oh gosh I sure hope so :O

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